04.17.09

CrossFit Gym Atlanta

CFHQ Rest Day

Come in today to make up any of the last three WODs


Welcome to…

Taylor! We are super excited to have you at CFPT!


Saturday Reminder!

We will be closed on Saturday for the Atlanta Stair Climb event.


Dirty South!

EIGHT days until the Dirty South Qualifiers!! Also a reminder that we are closed Friday, April 24 – Sunday, April 26.


Friends and Family Day at CFPT!

Saturday, May 2nd at 10am…bring your friends and family…and yourselves…for a taste of CFPT’s new Boot Camp program!

Comments

259 Responses to “04.17.09”

  1. ray on April 17th, 2009 8:48 am

    BEER Friday!!!! 8)

  2. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 8:54 am

    Ugghhhh, yesterday was beer Thursday at the Braves game…blech.

  3. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 9:00 am

    I’m the goat in the treeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

    HAPPY BEER FRIDAY! I will miss everyone!!!

  4. Dan on April 17th, 2009 9:03 am

    Jenny V are you really complaining about having to drink beer?
    Who’s going golfing tomorrow?

    No blog you enter a valid email address!

  5. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:07 am

    I’ll be there tonight to do Danny probably!
    i just wish I could stop SNEEZING!!!

    Hey B – where do you buy those blue pads that we use for blisters? I need some like NOW, my hands are cracking and bleeding :cry:

  6. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:07 am

    Oh and AK no golf for me, I have ANOTHER wedding :x

  7. Joey on April 17th, 2009 9:07 am

    Are all those people in the picture paying homage to my window sile pose? I dig the respect.

  8. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 9:09 am

    I’M ON A BOAT, I’M ON A BOAT!

  9. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 9:13 am

    Yes Joey! We would have tupac’d it, but we didn’t feel like rolling on the cement… SO we took option B :-)

  10. bridget on April 17th, 2009 9:14 am

    hey guys…check out the video on the main page today…a great example of a group workout. if you have a subscription to the journal, the entire video is there and they talk about their strategery :D

    happy friday!

  11. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 9:14 am

    This is not an easy Beer Friday, not with Helen, Danny, or DT to be made up.This is clearly a Guinness Friday. We can leave lesser workouts to lesser beers; chasing your weaknesses is thirsty work.

  12. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 9:16 am

    Actually, Joey, dropping the f bomb more than 50 times during a running clinic is a misdemeanor, so we are all lined up waiting for the cops to show up and book each of us.

  13. Dan on April 17th, 2009 9:20 am

    Reagan is Danny getting the back door sneak attack?

  14. Sarah N on April 17th, 2009 9:20 am

    I dropped the F-bomb prolly 92 times during Danny. It was most delightful…not!!!

  15. Joey on April 17th, 2009 9:22 am

    Danny and DT back to back makes Swarcheneggers. Fact.

  16. Dan on April 17th, 2009 9:22 am

    And why not throw a Meal Update out there.
    One can of Tuna forked on to some whole wheat Ritz. Not as dry as ones taste buds would think.

  17. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:23 am

    AK – Yes, Danny will be getting the back door sneak today 8)

  18. Sarah N on April 17th, 2009 9:24 am

    Did I just see a post that says “family day”? Can we put an age limit on anyone that enters so we can continue on our merry ways with our F-bombs without feeling shameful?!

  19. bridget on April 17th, 2009 9:27 am

    that is an assumed disclaimer…the families enter at their own risk, there will be no scaling of f-bombs at CFPT ever :D

  20. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 9:29 am

    DAN! You must come golfing tomorrow!!!!!

    Won’t be in tonight guys… enjoying some much needed time off!!! I actually got 8 hours of sleep last night – first time in MONTHS!!!

  21. Joey on April 17th, 2009 9:30 am

    My work just blocked http://www.fmylife.com…FML.

  22. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 9:33 am

    hahaha awww Joey…just look down at your knees, that’s the definition of “fmylife.com”

  23. Joey on April 17th, 2009 9:34 am

    f u

  24. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:36 am

    LMAO SaraHHHH

  25. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 9:37 am

    Is that an invitation? You are mighty fiesty this Friday am.

    Sorry, Joie. i was just playin’. don’t get all sore about the jokes. just do a muscle up and you’ll feel like a BA again.

    B, glad it’s understood that the “families” will be entering F-bomb territory, because I would hate to verbally scale my workouts. I have come so far! :P

  26. Dan on April 17th, 2009 9:38 am

    When talking to a girl don’t tell her “i’m trying to get my muscle up”

  27. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 9:39 am

    Ahahahaa – Sarah:1 – Joey:0

    I am going to try and make it in today, but I strained my quad playing kickball yesterday… FML

  28. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 9:40 am

    If anyone EVER wants a good laugh on the golf course…watch me golf. I about snapped a 7 iron over my knee last weekend.

  29. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 9:43 am

    BTW…Does anyone know of any job opportunities out there? As of May 29th I am officially unemployed. I would love some more leads! The people I have already interviewed with are moving as slow as a 100 lb turtle that just smoked a joint to get get back to me!

  30. Dan on April 17th, 2009 9:43 am

    Whitney that sounds like a great story but we’re talking about bar golf.

  31. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 9:45 am

    Ryan, I want to congratulate you on being comfortable enough in your masculinity to admit that you play kickball.Now I am going to mock you for getting injured playing a game that lost any real challenge in about the third grade. Did you strain your quad at the game, or did you trip coming out of the salon after your pre game waxing??

  32. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 9:48 am

    Ummm. Is it bad that I have never played bar golf? I’m intriuged how does it work?

  33. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 9:50 am

    Oh goodness!!!! Whitney, you should join us tomorrow!!

    http://www.atlbargolf.com

    It’s an annual event thrown by a few of my friends… And this year, it’s the platform for my birthday celebration!!!

  34. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 9:51 am

    AHAHAHAHA, nice one AK!

    Whitney, I get severe rage on the golf course too…it ain’t pretty. I sound like a Joie muscle up.

  35. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:51 am

    Wht – what do you do?? For a living I mean 8)

  36. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:52 am

    WHIT*

  37. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 9:52 am

    Mike D you havent seen real challenge until youve played kickball with 9 other drunks. Its highly competetive, and we lay it all on the line.

  38. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 9:55 am

    Now you want to see something special/a real challenge? Try playing “opposite leg” kickball. It’s totally ridic. And NO….I’m not talking about the 3rd leg boys. We used to play in college and everyone would kick and pretty much bust ass to their backs. LMAO’ing everywhere.

  39. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 9:56 am

    I don’t get it. You just finish the drinks at each bar?? Ah I’ll figure it out. I sound like such an amateur, but I promise I’m not!!!

    I currently work for SunTrust Bank in Commercial Real Estate. They laid me off about 3 weeks ago but they are keeping me on through the end of May. It gets awkward at the office because they will not give me much of anything to do!!!

  40. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 9:56 am

    I like where your heads at Ligress – The sneaky left foot is a deadly weapon if you can use it correctly.

  41. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 9:59 am

    Whitney -
    I will keep my ears open for you and… here…
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bar%20golf

  42. Dan on April 17th, 2009 10:01 am

    Bogey – coors light
    Par – sweetwater 420
    birdie – mixed drink
    eagle – jager bomb / tequila

    best score wins

  43. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 10:04 am

    The last time I played Bar Golf, I ended up going home, breaking a vase on my nightstand falling over it. Then proceeded to pull my toilet seat cover completely off. Then called my boyfriend at the time and told him “I have never really liked you, you’re just good to look at.” Then made toast and burnt it and still ate it anyway. It was a stellar performance.

  44. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 10:05 am

    Hahah 9 jager bombs and your 18 under on the front nine.

  45. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:05 am

    Iiiinteresting. Y’all better watch out! I think I might excel at this more so than regular golf.

  46. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:06 am

    Thanks Reagan! BLAST, SunTrust has urbandictionary.com blocked!

  47. Todd on April 17th, 2009 10:06 am

    Joey, you gonna have a go at DT today?

  48. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:06 am

    Sarah I think that if you are participating tomorrow, we should video tape the whole thing.

  49. Scott on April 17th, 2009 10:08 am

    Dan – so would a bear fight be an albatross?

    Saw this on the main page. Wow, this really pissed me off.

    http://www.military.com/news/article/ex-seal-helps-hunt-dogs-killers.html?col=1186032325324&ESRC=navy-a.nl

  50. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 10:09 am

    Sarah, guys are ok with hearing that…I am going to see Denis Leary at the Fox tomorrow night so maybe the last couple of rounds of Bar Golf may be a good warm up…

  51. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:09 am

    Sarah, you’ve played bar golf since then…Highlands, FJ’s bday. I believe your major offense that night might have been coming to my house with your spare key and making quesadillas with a fajita kit in the microwave… Might be mixing up my nights there, but I do recall you were at FJ’s Bar Golf extravaganza (yes, people…I plan themed bday parties…derrrr)

  52. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:10 am

    Whitney, I am going to veto your video suggestion. I’ve banned video devices from areas that are being affected by my buffoonery. Only still photos are allowed (actually encouraged).

  53. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 10:11 am

    OHHHH YEA!!!!!!!!!! You are so right! I totally downed those “quesajitas”!!!!!

    At any rate, I will never live down the “Buckhead Classic” beer golf performance in ‘05. I still get embarrased thinking about it.

  54. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 10:12 am

    I’ve never played bar golf either Whit. Just frisbee golf, and regular golf. This should be interesting.

    SarahHHH – That’s HILARIOUS!

    Whitney – You can send me your resume and i’ll find out if any offices are still hiring. :-)

  55. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 10:12 am

    Aquaman, the 155 lb barbells start flying at CFPT around 5:30 today. Even though this is No Workout for Old Men, I am going to chalk up and have a go at it.

  56. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 10:13 am

    With all the bafoonery, the “still photos” have to be edited/deleted occasionally. For example…taking pictures of people sitting on the toilet…totally not necessary.

  57. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 10:16 am

    So is this bar golf game today or tomorrow?!

  58. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 10:16 am

    Sarah – that is awesome.
    Bar Golf always leads to me usually busting my ass outside a bar, drunk dialing, the usual ridiculousness as well… Maybe I am glad I am gone on Saturday :lol:

  59. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:18 am

    HAHA that’s great.

    Mike D., I am SOOO jealous that you are going to see Dennis Leary he is hilarious. Love Rescue Me and I just finished his book, “Why We Suck”…again, HILARIOUS. I was laughing out loud and almost crying while I was reading it. Pure Genious. I am going on craigslist and going to find some tickets now…

    Maddy, I would really appreciate it! What’s your email?

  60. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:18 am

    Yeah Reagan. I feel ya. I am the queen of busting my ass in all forms after drinking.

  61. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 10:20 am

    Whit- Send it to mdonnelly@promove.com

  62. Joey on April 17th, 2009 10:20 am

    Todd – I’m doing DT today Rx’d (5 or 5:30). My shoulder is freaking DONE, but this one’s for the heros.

  63. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:21 am

    Ryno – bar golf tomorrow – 2:00 registration at Moe’s & Joe’s… come!!!!

  64. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:22 am

    Oh, then we’re going to hit up the Sweetwater Fest in Candler Park afterwards!! Should be a spectacle!!!

  65. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:25 am

    Oh, Reags, how was buffet yesterday??!

  66. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:28 am

    I’ve been reading about the Sweetwater Fest…sounds like a good time as well. Party hardy this weekend? Yes, very much so.

  67. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:31 am

    Whitney – I have a lot of lost time to make up for!! Too many days/nights trapped in my cube at work for the last couple of months!!

  68. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 10:32 am

    Jess is there a $$Fee to sign up for this thing? this sounds more fun than it did a week ago =)

  69. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 10:34 am

    Buffett was awesome!!! My parents loved it too!

    There was SO much smoke tho — weed smoke and some a$$ next to us smoking a PIPE (gross!) so my allergies are done for!

  70. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 10:36 am

    I think pipe smoke smells delicious 8O

  71. Jill on April 17th, 2009 10:37 am

    Whit…The Reserve at Lenox Park is looking for a Leasing Agent. The guy they had walked out yesterday. Give them a call and ask for Pat. Tell her you heard about the job from Jill. Your hired!!!

  72. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:37 am

    Now we know how Whit’s 100lb turtle got high… It went to the concert with Reags and Ron and Sherry (and Donald).

  73. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:37 am

    Ryno, Bar Golf is the perfect opportunity to MARCH!

  74. Jill on April 17th, 2009 10:38 am

    Sarah..you were on my team at FJ’s birthday bar golf. We were team Skankasaurus!!! :D

  75. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 10:41 am

    Jenny LOL.

  76. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 10:41 am

    Is bar golf a dress up theme thing? Or the normal skanky, warm weather Saturday attire? :-)

  77. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:43 am

    Maddy…costume…duh. Any themed event calls for a costume! I’ll send you photos from previous bar golfing events…

  78. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:44 am

    No $$ to sign up – just bring your drinking hat!!! I’m headed down there just before 2 tomorrow, you’re welcome to meet at my place and ride with me! I told Dan to meet at my place too. Jenny and FJ will pick up around hole 2… they’re going to be picking up my birthday cake! (Jenny you should totally bring me a piece of wedding cake, since that lady is so proud of it… just sayin’)

  79. Joey on April 17th, 2009 10:45 am

    Ryan, are you wasted? smilie faces and emoticons back to back?

  80. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 10:45 am

    Haha sweet! Can I wear a Kendra Wilkinson (Girls Next Door) style golf outfit?

  81. Joey on April 17th, 2009 10:46 am

    Scott – Lutrell should have killed those bitches…with a knife.

  82. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:46 am

    YES Maddy! That’d be awesome!! If I had a Kendra Wilkinson body…

  83. Jill on April 17th, 2009 10:49 am

    I’ll have to meet ya’ll on the back nine tomorrow…working til 5, but don’t worry, I’ll eagle some of the holes to catch up! :twisted:

  84. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:51 am

    That’s the spirit Jill! Maddy, are you working tomorrow? If not, you’re welcome to go with me!

  85. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 10:52 am

    Check in with you guys in a bit… I’m off to enjoy this lovely weather and pick some strawberries with my step-dad!

  86. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:53 am

    Jill…I’m 100% positive there is some sort of reference to be made from using work, hole, catch up and back 9 all in one sentence… I can’t find it, but I’m sure of it.

    A radio DJ this morning said “I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin” and I nearly called Maddy to meet me at the station with a microwave for stealing our blog catch phrase…I’m not sayin…

  87. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 10:53 am

    Aw Jess have fun :)

  88. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:54 am

    Maddy, if you wear a Kendra out fit you are going to have to fight of guys with your pink bunny ears!

  89. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 10:57 am

    I think I am going to Start off with an eagle and then birdie for awhile and add in some eagles along the way. What is a hole in one??

    Jill, I will! Thanks!

  90. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:58 am

    Jess, I’d like to thank you in advance for bringing some of those back for me! If you could bring me back cucumbers and jalapenos again as they come in, that’d be great, too! ha ha ha! Tell your mom thanks in advance for me, too!

  91. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 10:59 am

    Whitney, pretty sure a hole in one is some crazy Canadian sex position…oh, you mean bar golf. When we did it was the Angry Pirate (also probably a Canadian sex position), which I think would be perfectly appropriate for our pirate CPA.

  92. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 11:01 am

    No matter what we say (actually most things that are put on this blog) can be translated into a sex position. “Goat In a Tree”…

  93. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:04 am

    Valid point (not a sex position…or is it?)

  94. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:05 am

    Especially in Canada.

  95. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:05 am

    Look blog, I don’t tell YOU to slow down do I? No, I let you go at your pace…

  96. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 11:05 am

    Jess I am working tomorrow. But I’ll be there at 5pm with Jill eagling it up Fo Sho!

    Jenny if you had called I would have definitely met up. I mean really – How Could He… And Why Wouldn’t We. I’m just sayin…

    Whit the outfit is definitely HOT, but after thinking about it i’m not sure I should have my A$$ett hanging out in public while wasted

  97. Dan on April 17th, 2009 11:06 am

    Hole-in-one or two: Bear Fight fo sho

  98. Dan on April 17th, 2009 11:07 am

    Mind Eraser would be a great hole in one. pint Size too not some pan-z ars shooter size

  99. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 11:09 am

    Dan — what is a Bear Fight…other than the obvious…? Is it a drink!?

    Maddy, yeah if you start with your A$$ hanging out then everything will be exposed by the end of the night. Stuff will probably come off as the event goes on. HAHA

  100. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:11 am

    Did we just invent strip bar golf?

    Dan, you don’t like Angry Pirate as a hole in one?

    Whit, I had to ask about the Bear Fight, too… I’ll leave the explanation to Joey/Ryan/Lurking Scott (come on Scott, we know you’re there).

  101. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:12 am

    Or should we just say a bear fight is the Hannah Chrontana? (I figured if Chron Benet Ramsey was fair game so was Miley Cyrus).

  102. Dan on April 17th, 2009 11:18 am

    Bear fight equals two drinks taken back to back.
    first an irsh car bomd followed by a delicious jager bomb!

    I heart angry pirates!

  103. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 11:18 am

    Haha. Is Hananah Chrontana like the Cro-Magnon Evil Techno Viking Twin of Hananah Montana? Gosh that would be terrifying!

  104. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 11:20 am

    Irish Car bombs YUM! I took a couple of those last weekend!

  105. Joey on April 17th, 2009 11:20 am

    Bear Fight is a jager bomb followed immediately by a car bomb. I now refer to it as the “where the hell did my 20 bucks just go? and why am i freaking wasted all the sudden?”

  106. Dan on April 17th, 2009 11:20 am

    OVER 100 comments by 1130 great job!

  107. Dan on April 17th, 2009 11:21 am

    im actually getting some work done today too, weird!

  108. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 11:23 am

    Speak for yourself, AK. I however AM NOT! Ha.

    Joey, we’ll dub it the “WTF20″.

  109. ray on April 17th, 2009 11:33 am

    Holy crap…full retard at 11:33am!!!!!!! Great job blog monsters!!! 8)

  110. Joey on April 17th, 2009 11:36 am

    I ordered jeans online and the ones they sent me are black. I wore them to work anyway and am constantly being laughed at. FML.

    At least I could pass for a Metallica roadie today.

  111. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 11:50 am

    you wore black jeans to work!? ahahaha – FYL

  112. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 11:53 am

    Joey bahahahah! Are you Garth Brooks?!? LOL

  113. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:54 am

    Okay, I am literally laughing out loud right now. LOL fo real. Joey, are you wearing a bedazzled shirt, too? Excuse me, studded.

  114. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 11:54 am

    Garth Brooks! bahahahahahhaha!!!

  115. Joey on April 17th, 2009 11:59 am

    Glad I could spread some cheer. I feel like a freaking tool, but whatever. I’m gonna bring this style back.

  116. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 12:03 pm

    YUM!!! Fresh strawberries!! Jenny – my parent’s friend has a strawberry patch down the road… we went down there and my step-dad sat on the porch and ate homemade strawberry ice cream while I picked strawberries! They are SOO yummy.

  117. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 12:04 pm

    Somebody PLEASE take a picture of Joey before he changes at the gym tonight.

  118. Joey on April 17th, 2009 12:21 pm

    Definitely changing in my car…

  119. Scott on April 17th, 2009 12:23 pm

    Joe – dude, cmon, black jeans, are you Walker Texas Ranger?

    AT&T folks – What the hell, just tried to buy a blackberry and they wanted to charge me $550? Is there some sort of password needed not to be ripped off.

  120. bridget on April 17th, 2009 12:25 pm

    buy an iphone…much better than crackberries

  121. Khaki on April 17th, 2009 12:39 pm

    I share a love/hate relationship with my crackberry. Especially when it decides update…while I’m on the phone. Go with the iphone. Way better.

  122. Joey on April 17th, 2009 12:40 pm

    Step one – never do business with AT&T.

    Step two – never do business with Apple.

  123. Joey on April 17th, 2009 12:41 pm

    You know what. I’m doing DT with my shirt off and these black jeans on…It’s what Chuck Norris would want me to do.

  124. Scott on April 17th, 2009 12:46 pm

    Wow – wife called me from another AT&T store and got it for like 40% of what this other yahoo was telling me.

    Me: I think we have some sort of corporate discount?

    Him: (after 10 minutes on the computer) “You can only take your corporate discount if it less than our discount multiplied by Pie, raised to the log of e. And that is only appicable during a lunar eclipse in the year of the dog.

    Me: That sucks

    Him: Yeah.

  125. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 12:50 pm

    Rachel vs. Scott…

    I’d say the other store had the hots for your wife. :lol:

  126. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 12:51 pm

    Dude I say go with Sprint. People say they suck, but I have been with it since high school and I have no complaints. I can do whatever on my phone as much as I want which is wayyy cheaper than a similar plan at AT&T

  127. Scott on April 17th, 2009 12:53 pm

    Jess, I just hope she didn’t contract anything when making this “deal”. Congrats on the end of tax season, I got a bit blackout on Wednesday and was useless yesterday, F taxes.

    Joe- they say I need to do some sort of Jack Bauer move with my current SIM card? You are my tech support, can you do me a solid and translate that.

  128. Jill on April 17th, 2009 12:57 pm

    Why Joey Why????

  129. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 12:58 pm

    Don’t ask why Jill! Tell him it’d be hot! I’d love to see pictures!

  130. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:05 pm

    Jill, why wouldn’t he?

  131. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 1:07 pm

    Joe please tell everyone about your socks plz.

  132. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:08 pm

    Scott, if you don’t renew your plan, they don’t give you a discount on the phones, so ask if you have an upgrade credit available. Actually, AT&T takes a hit on the phone because of the 2 year term. Apple and Blackberry charge AT&T an arm and a leg. Your corp discount applies to your service and certain equipment(s?). Pretty sure you have to go through some proverbial rabbit hole to get the discount on equipment.

    Go to an actual AT&T store rather than the ones that say “authorized dealer”. You’ll get a much better deal and much more knowledgable peeps.

  133. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 1:13 pm

    OR – fuck AT&T

  134. Joey on April 17th, 2009 1:16 pm

    ….and boom goes the dynamite.

  135. ray on April 17th, 2009 1:19 pm

    Joey…I double dog dare you to Chuck Norris “DT” shirt less in your bedazzled jeans outside today!!!! WWGAD?!!! :twisted:

  136. ray on April 17th, 2009 1:20 pm

    Ryan going in for this kill with a straight F bomb!!! 8O

  137. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:31 pm

    Just got back to work and i’m literally LOL! JOEY WTF!

  138. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:32 pm

    Please keep them on til Jill and I get to the gym tonight!!

  139. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 1:35 pm

    I think you should go by a costume store get a stick on mustache and a mullet wig, remove the shirt and just wear the jeans and a t-shirt. Give us people who are chillin in the lounge on Beer Friday something to talk about.

  140. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 1:35 pm

    With your blue socks!

  141. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 1:36 pm

    No T-shirt. Nix that please. Ha

  142. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:36 pm

    Scott the AT&T by Lenox mall is the BEAT! Go there, they always hook it up and the people are actually smart.

  143. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:38 pm

    LOL Joey are you wearing blue socks with Black JEANS?! If you’re gonna do the black jeans you should just go all the way and wear white socks… I mean why not?

  144. Dan on April 17th, 2009 1:43 pm

    white socks? NO socks!

  145. Whitney on April 17th, 2009 1:44 pm

    How about a bright purple wind jacket (not zipped up of course) 80s style

  146. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:45 pm

    Joey, FJ has a mullet wig and a fake leather vest you can borrow. Get your mind out of the gutter, he was Dog the Bounty Hunter for Halloween one year.

    I think you should go for it.

  147. Dan on April 17th, 2009 1:47 pm

    Jenny you and FJ dressing up tomorrow????

  148. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:47 pm

    Ryan, I typically agree with you on the Eff AT&T, but since they do cut me a nice check every few weeks, I’m kinda partial. I did actually work at a cell phone store that sold 5 carriers all through college, though, so I do actually know what I’m talking about :) It’s rare, but it happens.

    Though I do appreciate coming back from lunch (AKA my computer shutting down and taking 45 minutes to come back up) to see 144 comments and a big fat F Bomb. Full Retard Friday! There might be some WTF20’s in the lounge tonight!

  149. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:47 pm

    Dan NO socks and boat shoes!

  150. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:48 pm

    Maddy, that’s cause it’s not an authorized dealer. See, you feel my jam!

  151. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:49 pm

    Yes ma’am i’m feelin yo jam, Jenny. :-)

  152. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:49 pm

    Dan, why the hell wouldn’t I!?!?! I might go to the cake tasting in my bar golf attire. I can’t think of any reason not to, I mean homegirl the baker needs to know what kind of peeps she’s dealin with, no?!?

  153. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:49 pm

    Hot Damn, Maddy’s feelin my jam!

    Oh Jill, is it song writing Friday?!?!

  154. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:50 pm

    Blog vomit!

    I think we might hit 2 hundy today!

  155. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:50 pm

    Jenny – Jill’s peaced out for about an hour

  156. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 1:51 pm

    It’s Full Tard Friday Jenny

  157. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 1:54 pm

    Maddy, please have her write you a song when she returns. I’ll be working on a future grammy winner over here…

    Jess, I’m not really kidding about going to the cake tasting in golf attire….no need to go back home and eat up another 10 minutes, right? Thinking viser and high pig tails instead of my other hat that I wore last time… I mean it’s spring, it’s totally different. Still going argyle socks, though.

  158. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 2:01 pm

    You know I love punctuality, Jenny, so yes, I agree – cake tasting in golf attire!!!! Just don’t forget my cake! Tell her that since you don’t eat cake, you’ll take your tasting pieces to someone who does!!! :mrgreen:

  159. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 2:01 pm

    Jenny where’d you find your golf attire?

  160. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 2:05 pm
  161. Scott on April 17th, 2009 2:14 pm

    Gracias on all the advice. Rach worked her magic somehow and got a deal.

    Joe – I will come down if you do DT Chuck Norris style.

  162. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:16 pm

    Its a perfect day for a shirtless black jean workout – Dis guy Xian – send me to pick up some… Groceries?! You know what im talking about JOE- DO WORK

  163. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 2:19 pm

    This is also a website called myrateplan.com that has been mentioned by Clark Howard that allows you to enter the phone you want,how much you use it, and where you live and it spits out the best rate plan by carrier. I have bought my last two phones there for free when you sign a two year plan. Also, I have been very successful sexing up the ladies with these phones, but that might be me, or maybe that CKOne..it works like catnip.

    Hang with me here, Joey, I am thinking that the bank robbers in Point Break wore black jeans during the robbery and trying to decide if your new nickname should be Bunker or Warchild.

  164. Joey on April 17th, 2009 2:19 pm

    Becuz of my big legs….and karate…I-can-do-the-splits….noooooooooo problem.

  165. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 2:20 pm

    Scott, I would ask your wife what “work her magic” actually means. You might have been happier playing full price for your phone…

  166. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:21 pm

    Trust me – Rachel isnt like that – ive tried.

  167. Joey on April 17th, 2009 2:23 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  168. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:23 pm

    I cant tell if that crossed a line

  169. Joey on April 17th, 2009 2:23 pm

    This is about to get interesting. Fo sho…

  170. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:27 pm

    This is where WE FIGHT – This is where THEY DIE.

    THIS IS LESBOS

  171. Scott on April 17th, 2009 2:28 pm
  172. bridget on April 17th, 2009 2:30 pm

    cfpt blog = 169 posts
    cfhq blog = 80 posts

    nice work… :P

  173. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:32 pm

    69 YES

  174. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:33 pm

    Joey, if you do the splits w/ your granny knees, we will hear swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

    You should TOTALLY rock the black jeans for a WOD. GARTH BROOKS, HAHAHAHAHAHAA! That’s hilarious, Reags!

  175. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:34 pm

    Joie, why didn’t you just wear another pair of jeans that you had and returned the black ones??? I think you secretly heart them, fo reals.

  176. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:34 pm

    Oh and PS…if the black jeans are replacing the board shorts, I’m totally cool with that.

  177. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 2:34 pm

    Thanks saraHHH… I just got another little chuckle myself out of the Garth Brooks comment :)

  178. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:35 pm

    Why doesn’t the blog ever tell me to slow down? Guess it likes my SPEED! :mrgreen:

  179. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 2:36 pm

    Excellent 300 reference, RV….Joey, I am still processing the black jeans issue and having a little bit of a challenge getting past it. Can you go back to the chessking website and exchange them?? Is there a Bon Jovi tribute band that may want them??

  180. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:38 pm

    BLOG PROJECTILE VOMIT

  181. Joey on April 17th, 2009 2:39 pm

    OK, so here is the full story:

    1) my house is dark, and i never turn on the lights cause I’m a cheap ass.
    2) i got the jeans in the mail late last night and they honestly look like a really dark blue in dim light
    3) i woke up and as usual i was a zombie and coulnt open my eyes until 10 am. so, knowing it was jeans day at the office, i grabbed blue socks and my new jeans.
    4) i walk into the elevator at work and look in the mirror and notice that im wearing black jeans.
    5) i cry a little bit in the bathroom stall
    6) i sit down at my desk and notice that my blue socks look freaking terrible against my black jeans
    7) i make a post about it on the cfpt forums as anyone else would do…why wouldnt i?

  182. Baloney Poney on April 17th, 2009 2:40 pm

    Who wants to ride?

  183. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:40 pm

    Ray and Bridget…

    This is where you encourage us on to reach 2 hundo blog posts!!!

  184. Baloney Pony on April 17th, 2009 2:40 pm

    Wait no E in Pony

  185. Joey on April 17th, 2009 2:41 pm

    its bologna you idiot. 500 bucks says that is ryan.

  186. bridget on April 17th, 2009 2:41 pm

    i don’t think much encouragement is needed today :lol:

  187. Jess A, Pirate CPA on April 17th, 2009 2:42 pm

    I am DYING over here!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

  188. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:43 pm

    Yes, “Baloney Poney” is most def Ryen…BALONEY CHRONEY

  189. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 2:43 pm

    I CAN’T EVEN ANSWER MY PHONE TO WORK I’M LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD!! LMFAO :lol:

  190. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:43 pm

    what the bogus

  191. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:44 pm

    CFPT MAKE YOU STRONG LIKE BULL, DUMB LIKE TRACTOR

  192. Jill on April 17th, 2009 2:44 pm

    Joey…LMAO at the 7 reason’s. Number 5 is my favorite FO SHO!! :lol:

  193. Joey on April 17th, 2009 2:45 pm

    haha dude, im freaking crying. that has to be you…

  194. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 2:45 pm

    I thought we discussed negative use of the word pony?!?! It’s not allowed! I heart ponies.

  195. Baloney Pony on April 17th, 2009 2:46 pm

    Come ride me I am the Baloney Pony !

  196. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:47 pm

    Joey, have you had any male co-workers who want to play “snorkel” (pronounced sssssssssnorkel) in the bathroom looking your way more frequently today????

  197. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 2:49 pm

    Maddy, I sadly own most of it already. I have lots of argyle knee length socks from target that I wear with boots during the winter (as opposed to wearing them with black jeans on April 17) and the rest is layering polos with sweaters and inappropriate pearl necklaces (lay up).

  198. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:51 pm

    Wow this really is full-retard Friday.

  199. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 2:52 pm

    I am interested to see who carries this retardeness over into the WoD!

  200. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 2:54 pm

    Oh, and JEss, I love you, but I dont think I can bring you sample wedding cake at a bar…during bar golf…while you are on hole 3. I think that’d just be cruel and gross. (Also the reason I don’t personally eat wedding cake aside from the fact that it’s by definition cake… beer/wine/liquor + cake = blech).

  201. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 2:55 pm

    I might come in today but not work out. I actually might go purchase a pair of black jeans and come watch the workout in them just for the hell of it.

  202. bridget on April 17th, 2009 2:56 pm

    200…good work guys… :mrgreen:

  203. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:56 pm

    I don’t think they sell black jeans in stores, you have to purchase that shit online. You can probably find them on garthbrooks.com

  204. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 2:57 pm

    Jenny i’m 100% sure you know what to do about the negative pony reference 8)

  205. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:57 pm

    30 seconds, High Power Setting

  206. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 2:58 pm

    SaraHHHH I’m pretty sure the WOMEN’S Express has black jeans

  207. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 2:59 pm

    Joie, did you think Express meant quick shopping?

  208. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 2:59 pm

    Oh, I was going to hit up one of the “boutiques” on Buford Hwy up in Vietmex, you know those bitches gots some black skinny leg jeans for a big bootied girl!!

    Maddy…5….4….3….2….

    I mean this isn’t the melting butter setting, this is full on 20 minute baked potato nuking here.

  209. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 3:00 pm

    Joey, are you sure they are men’s jeans? I mean, it’s okay, some of the dudes on American Idol admit to wearing chic’s jeans…Just admit it, nobody’s gonna laugh at you (hahahahahah …untrue).

  210. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 3:01 pm

    Joe are you an EMO kid now? I knew it. So EMO

  211. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 3:03 pm
  212. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 3:03 pm

    Let them laugh all they want, Joey, when they go to put Menudo back together and need a replacement for the really tall Mexican kid that stood next to Ricky Martin, you will already be dressing the part.

  213. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 3:04 pm

    Joey you’d fit right in with the Jonas Brothers now!

  214. SaraHHHH N, with an "H" YEP! on April 17th, 2009 3:04 pm

    I think Joey went and repeated #5.

  215. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 3:05 pm

    I think you should get on the phone with the customer service people at InternationalMale.com right now and tell them what they did. They will probably send you some new jeans and throw in a sparkly tank top for your troubles…

  216. Joey on April 17th, 2009 3:06 pm

    You guys suck. Stores dont carry my size in dress shirts or jeans, so I always have to order those two things online. FML.

  217. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 3:07 pm

    did you get it from www biggayjeans com?

  218. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 3:08 pm

    Joey just make sure to click on the MENS section when shopping on line. I mean i’m just throwin that out there

  219. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 3:10 pm

    Rynestone, I don’t know if you want to get into a finger pointing match about clothing that really makes you feel festive.

  220. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 3:12 pm

    Joey, do stores sell your size in shorts? I’m not askin, I’m just askin.

    Or maybe you could cut off the black jeans and then you’d have another pair of shorts besides the board shorts!! There ya go.

    Mike D. Ricky Martin. Bahahaha! Menudo.

  221. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 3:13 pm

    Maddy, thinking RV might be borrowing your microwave for Mike D…

  222. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 3:16 pm

    I’m about 95% sure you’re right Jenny. And i’m thinkin that Atl might have a city wide power outage if Joey gets a hold on any microwave’s

  223. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 3:20 pm

    Dude wtf are theese little booger icons i am seeing now under everyones name

  224. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 3:20 pm

    Is anybody else seeing the crazy characters under the names?

  225. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:22 pm

    Wow!
    R & B whats the status on fridge capacity?
    Mike D Bringing Guinness?

  226. bridget on April 17th, 2009 3:23 pm

    sorry, playing around with adding avatars to the blog :lol:

  227. bridget on April 17th, 2009 3:23 pm

    uuh…the fridge is pretty dry after the birthday celebrations the other night.

  228. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 3:23 pm

    Dan, this isn’t an ordinary Friday. Guinness for Strength…

  229. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:24 pm

    oh yeah and everyones name went red and said no gravatar. not sure what that means but it might be blog not being able to handle all these post or it just joey’s jeans F-in everything up

  230. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:25 pm

    whats that mean a 4 pk before the workout?

  231. Mike D., and I get respect on April 17th, 2009 3:26 pm

    No, AK, no Guinness pre-DT, but I will be savoring the sweet sweet black Nectar after the workout. We can be Heroes, just for one day.

  232. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:27 pm

    i have a comment i actually think might be to gross for blog.

  233. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 3:32 pm

    Dan – no way. SAY IT :)

    I will bring some beeeeers and by beers I mean Miller Lite, SFI.

  234. Joey on April 17th, 2009 3:32 pm

    Oh hells yeah. I cant wait for an avatar pic on the wod boards. Do work B.

  235. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Reags- how many is a some?
    should i stop?

  236. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:44 pm

    actually i’ll stop and get some vitamin-Y

  237. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:45 pm

    237 has to be some sort of CF record

  238. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 3:45 pm

    12 pack?

  239. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 3:45 pm

    Joey – would your avatar be Garth Brooks???
    I crack myself up 8)

  240. Maddy on April 17th, 2009 3:47 pm

    I think we should push for 269! I mean it is Friday… Why not

  241. Dan on April 17th, 2009 3:53 pm

    Maddy – i believe the correct question is why wouldn’t you?

  242. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 3:53 pm

    Dan, what was your too gross comment?!?!

    Reags, don’t apologize for Miller Lite… Threaten me with a good time!

  243. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 3:53 pm

    You slow down blog!!!

    SFFI!

  244. Dan on April 17th, 2009 4:08 pm

    if you come to the gym tonight in black jeans i’ll tell you.

  245. Dan on April 17th, 2009 4:10 pm

    Who took that crocked ass picture?
    Bennett street slopes the other way.

  246. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 4:17 pm

    Almost time for….. the back door sneak!!!! 8)

  247. Dan on April 17th, 2009 4:18 pm

    where’s the derby day ticket link?
    i promise to buy tickets today if the link is up by 420

  248. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 4:18 pm

    Nice observation on the pic Dan haha!

    Ray were you drunk behind the lens?? :)

  249. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 4:21 pm
  250. Dan on April 17th, 2009 4:21 pm

    Beer Run!

  251. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 4:21 pm

    SHIT i missed it by a minute :(

    If you do buy, please put my name in the “Committee Member who referred you” BOX

  252. Dan on April 17th, 2009 4:22 pm

    maybe the link didn’t work. i’ll try it from home.

  253. Reagan on April 17th, 2009 4:23 pm

    It is not working for me either wtf.
    Will email Shepherd Center.

  254. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 4:31 pm
  255. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 4:32 pm

    Sorry, that’s the link for where you fill out the info to register…It’s tricky and if you buy a T-Shirt, just put your name as registrant and they’ll email to ask you what size!!

  256. Jenny V on April 17th, 2009 4:32 pm

    http://www.derbyday.com/ddtickets.asp

    Or that one and then click on the “click here” thingie. Yay for Derby Day!!!

    Reags, where do the buses leave from?

  257. I'm Frank James Bitch on April 17th, 2009 4:42 pm

    It took me 30 minutes to read the whole blog today. This day is the fullest of the retards fo sho. FYL is funny, its like my favorite quote FYC…..F yo couch!

  258. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 4:46 pm

    Frank James? Who the F is that? Rick James brother?

  259. Ryan on April 17th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Ohhh wait – Its the real Frank James

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